Wednesday, May 7, 2008 @10:49 PM
Hey guys, MYE's are finnaly over. (For most of us.) Good luck to those having Bio tomorrow.
Hohoho back to post some seriously lame sh!t.
My neighbour dropped by a few days ago to be "babysat" at my house as his parents both went out. Da-baoed some zha cai fan ( mixed vegetable rice) home for lunch for both my neighbour and I.
BTW, he's P5 this year. And lets give him a name.... Peter? Cos` his name is actually really Peok Chiong which is hard to pronounce, hard to type and spell out and much longer than Peter.
Ok back to topic. For the safety and welfare of all humanity on Earth, I strongly urge you NEVER to buy from the mixed vegetable rice stall at Hong Qiang Food Centre, beside BigBookshop in tampines. Here's why.
The folks at the stall are really kind enough to add some extra ingredients to my veggies, unfortunately this wasnt what I asked for. I believe this little friend here is called a earwig. Its about 2 cm long and has those distinct pair of pincers on its ass. Its commonly found on cabbages I tink.

Underside of my good friend.
Some may wonder why I kick up such a big fuss over this little thing but maybe its just because 1. Im totally lame or 2. The fact that this is huge compared to ants or ladybugs found other times. This shows how the guy really didnt givva shit for cleaning the veggies before cooking to be able to miss this.
Okae so with Peter being a very kind and considerate (and mischeivous) friend, he decided to give it a proper cremation to send it nicely to the next world. What did he use? A lighter.
This was what was left of our little friend. Peter did a good job. However, he received a few whacks on the back, a few knocks on the head and almost got his ear pulled off by his mom for playing with a lighter at my house.
You dont always get rewarded for being a good person.

BTW, this is a picture I took of a street stall in Beijing. Grilled scorpions, crickets, silkworm larvae and worms. Crunchy, juicy and a gooood source of protein. YumYum. Hungry yet? ;P
More sh!t for ya next time when im in the mood. -.-